Seems like everywhere you turn, everyone is getting ready for the coming Zombie Apocalypse. Movies and TV shows abound with the brain craving, feet shuffleing, moaning half-deads. Heck, even the CDC has a Zombie Preparedness Webpage. . The Zombie profile is pretty basic: – Insatiable brain craving (I wonder if they prefer the frontal lobe [...]
Posts Tagged ‘church’
Welcome to First Zombie Church of the Undead
Posted: November 30, 2011 in UncategorizedTags: Christianity, church, Jesus, religion, undead, Zombie, Zombie Apocalypse
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Eharmony…”Love starts here.”
Posted: December 27, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: Bible, choices, Christ, church, Eharmony, God, heart, Jesus, life, love, obey, Online dating service, Relationships
So I was watching TV and I saw an ad for Eharmony, the online match making website. It was a nice commercial full of upbeat jazz music and featured couples who met on Eharmony and fell in love. Some got engaged and some got married. Each couple shared snippets of their stories. What their dating [...]
Bungee Jumping
Posted: August 15, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: 2020, Baltimore, church, Jesus, life, multi-site, new, out, reach, vision
Have you ever seen someone bungee jump from a high bridge. I’ve never done it, but I can imagine what it feels like. You’re at the edge, every nerve in your body firing away. You’re brain and your feet are protesting what you’re about to do. It’s risky, it’s dangerous, it’s crazy. But then you do it [...]
What About Him?!
Posted: March 17, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: Baltimore, beach, Bible, church, fish, follow, Jesus, John, life, Peter, what
So one day Jesus is talking to Peter, one of His disciples. Jesus had just recently been crucified, went to Hell, beat up the Devil and then rose from the dead (seriously). Peter is fishing and Jesus appears on the beach and invites Peter and his friends (one of whom was John) to come and [...]
3,650 Days in a Flash
Posted: December 28, 2009 in UncategorizedTags: change, church, decade, family, kids, life, love, past, years
Hard to believe that I’ve come through another decade of my life. So much has happened in 10 years. When you think about it, 10 years is a short amount of time compared to all of history. And yet, I find it almost impossible to remember everything that’s happened since this time in 1999. Here’s [...]
Bringing Back the Trialogue
Posted: December 15, 2009 in UncategorizedTags: Baltimore, Bible, church, Jesus, life, love, soul, talk, trialogue
Have you ever been cut out of a conversation? You know, you’re standing there talking to a couple of people and before you know it, you are no longer a part of the conversation. That happened to me a while back at a party. I was standing talking to two other guys. We were talking [...]
Down at the carwash
Posted: December 7, 2009 in UncategorizedTags: Baltimore, Bible, car, church, dirty, Jesus, life, love, soul, touch, wash
In the colder months I like to take my car through an automatic car wash. I used to take it through one of those car washes that had the giant spinning rollers with hundreds of rag like pieces of material attached to them. The rollers would move along my car and get it nice and [...]
