Posts Tagged ‘Baltimore’

I went out to dinner with my family a few weeks ago. We went to Bob Evans. Now, Bob Evans is one of those chain restaurants that attracts all sorts of people, but for sure it’s a hot spot for those in their golden years. When we sat down Helen, my hot wife, commented on [...]

Have you ever seen someone bungee jump from a high bridge. I’ve never done it, but I can imagine what it feels like. You’re at the edge, every nerve in your body firing away. You’re brain and your feet are protesting what you’re about to do. It’s risky, it’s dangerous, it’s crazy. But then you do it [...]

So I’m in the mall with my daughter. She’s there to shop, I’m there to basically fullfill 2 roles: 1. Lame father who suggests out of fashion choices based on ample skin coverage (the more the better) and low price. In my estimation the mall is lacking in both of these areas. I’d prefer to [...]

I have a couple of friends who are incredibly gifted at getting good deals. You know the type. You’ll go up to them and say “Hey I just got a new TV for $350!” And they will smile and say “Wow..good. I just got a new TV for $2 b/c I found it on sale, [...]

So one day Jesus is talking to Peter, one of His disciples. Jesus had just recently been crucified, went to Hell, beat up the Devil and then rose from the dead (seriously). Peter is fishing and Jesus appears on the beach and invites Peter and his friends (one of whom was John) to come and [...]

Worn out souls

Posted: February 14, 2010 in Uncategorized
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I’m not a big shoe fan. I mean, I know I need to have a pair or two (my feet are kinda wimpy, prone to all sorts of barefoot perils), but I’m not a shoe freak. I can buy a pair and wear them until they start to fall apart. Usually the first thing to [...]

Have you ever come across labels that say “store in a cool, dry place”? You know, they are on different products like food, vitamins, etc. The point, I think (because I am in fact NOT a scientist), is that these products can be ruined by heat and moisture. I thought about this the other day. [...]

Have you ever been cut out of a conversation? You know, you’re standing there talking to a couple of people and before you know it, you are no longer a part of the conversation. That happened to me a while back at a party. I was standing talking to two other guys. We were talking [...]

Down at the carwash

Posted: December 7, 2009 in Uncategorized
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In the colder months I like to take my car through an automatic car wash. I used to take it through one of those car washes that had the giant spinning rollers with hundreds of rag like pieces of material attached to them. The rollers would move along my car and get it nice and [...]